Obama and his vast, gas-guzzling motorcade were barreling back to the Executive Mansion from some event at his daughters’ very expensive and exclusive private school, where the public school activist sends them. The roads were, of course, cleared, lest He experience a pause. ThenCrisis!: two humans refused secret service orders to jump out of the road, or, rather, didn’t obey fast enough, and so they were “subdued”—assaulted—and arrested for “resisting a lawful order.” It was also explained by the SS that the citizens had “used profanity” when they were attacked. Imagine that. Double their jail time, at the very least.